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Dude! I almost lost it there!

March 13th, 2009

This story is adapted from records in our family archives.

In the early days of Utah, before the railroad came through, merchants who wanted goods from the eastern states would make the trip as far east as the Missouri River by stagecoach. Often they caught a train there and continued by rail to New York. It was a long, tedious, and expensive trip. To save money, time and resources, several merchants collaborated and designated one person to make the trip and do the purchasing for all of them.

It was on one such trip that my great great grandfather, Charles Henry Bassett, had a bit of an adventure. On this particular journey, Charles was entrusted with $25,000 to $30,000 in gold to make purchases. The gold from the other merchants and $5,000 worth of his own gold was packed in a small wooden box, then in a larger box, nailed up tightly.  (To be carried in the boot of the stagecoach with the luggage) Charles also carried with him a significant amount of $20 gold coins. They were stitched into his quilted vest. (The vests were quite the fashion then) The weight of the gold in the vest became an almost unbearable burden before the journey ended.

The stageline traveled through a rough and rowdy strip of the west where outlaws and Indians ran rampant.  When the stage arrived at one station they found it in smoldering ruins. The station keeper had been killed and the horses stolen. A woman on the stagecoach was so overcome and shocked by what they saw, that she begged Charles to shoot her rather then let Indians take her in the instance of an attack on their stagecoach.

They finally reached a small town on the Missouri river where they could catch a train to take them to St. Louis. They arrived early in the morning and the train was scheduled to pass through around midnight. Charles took his box of gold and handluggage to a small hotel to wait. While there, the proprieter of the hotel convinced him to take a nap. He assured him that there would be ample time to catch the train because the train crew usually stopped long enough to eat supper. Having been persuaded, Charles removed his coat and boots and went to sleep on a sofa in the hotel parlor.

He was suddenly awakened by the proprieter that night who told him that the train crew had decided not to stop for supper. Charles pulled on his boots, picked up his luggage and followed after the hotel porter who had rushed ahead shouldering the box of gold. He arrived at the station just in time to see the porter toss the box of gold onto the rear platform of the train as it pulled out of town.

Charles did not tell anyone that the box contained gold. (for obvious reasons) He immediately telegraphed the next station asking that they take the box off the train and that he would follow to pick it up.

He assumed an air of indifference and awaited the train the next day. When he arrived at the next station he found the box tossed among the other frieght.  With profound relief he went to the express office and had the gold mailed to New York rather than taking another chance of losing it along the way.

If this had happened today, I’m sure he would have let out a huge sigh of relief and said something like, “Dude!  I almost lost it there.”

Fighting with a bear…

November 24th, 2008

 

“You think you’ve got it bad? My wife fought with a bear and won!”
-Pop Tory

 

On a sunny afternoon in Yellowstone National Park, my grandma and her aunt decided to go on a walk to look for bears. Pop Tory and Grandma ‘Moine stayed back and got settled- or tried to. I don’t know how much time had passed when Grandma and Aunt Vannas got back from their walk, but when they did there was a large group of people surrounding their car. Someone said, “She’s fighting with a bear!” and that’s when they saw her. Grandma ‘Moine was stubbornly clutching a package of bacon while a bear pulled furiously at the other end. It didn’t look good for Grandma ‘Moine, but she wasn’t about to give up either. Finally she yanked the bacon away, and threw it into the trunk of her car. The bear went for the bacon and Grandma ‘Moine slammed the trunk on it’s paws. It yelped in pain, pulled back it’s paws, and ran away.

Now, this is a true story, and I’m told that park rangers used it for years to come as an example of what NOT to do when encountering a bear. Pop Tory used the story for years too. I don’t think he and Grandma ‘Moine fought much. ;)

Related post: Dancin’ With Myself

Have you seen Max?

January 6th, 2008


Some friends and I were walking to 7-11 at around 10 pm. This guy approached us and said,
“Hey, have you seen Max?”

Almost in unison we all said no.

So, he said, “Do you even know who Max is?” and none of us did so we all said no.

“Then how do you know if you’ve seen him?” he said. Then without letting us answer he started talking about posters for the missing Max that are posted around and cats, suddenly we were talking about cats.

He said, “Hey there’s these people over there, and they have a cage and it says CATS on it and they put out this water bottle and then some dried food, I think it’s not even cat food, I think it’s dog food and then they take an expired can of the wet food or tuna fish and they poison it. The cats are like, “No way am I eating that dry food, I don’t even want a drink, I’m goin’ for the good stuff” and then they die from food poisoning and it’s the Vietnamese people over there, they eat the cats. They eat them. And I’m not about to let that happen so I stand up for them, but that’s what happens they poison them. Hey, I got food poisoning once- I ate expedition sausage. What happened was this guy gave me sausage from 2002 that was expedition…. we got it out of the dumpster and I think he gave it to me on purpose to poison me, he was hoping I wouldn’t see the date on there – the 2002, I think he didn’t want me in his dumpster or something… but yeah, you probably saw this coming- or maybe you didn’t, do you have any money you can give me? change or anything? Every little bit helps.”

Craziness. Yes, absolute insanity. We gave him change and he was on his way again.

You had any expeditioned food lately?

Insane Experiences of a (fairly) Sane Woman

January 5th, 2008

THE STORY OF THE 3 DAY STALKER
Day after day, I said good morning to the security guard in the lobby of the office building where I work. Day after day, the good looking security guard said good morning right back. Our morning greetings turned to a bit of a flirt and when he finally asked me for my phone number, I felt safe giving it to him (my listed number) because, well, anyone who knows my last name could look it up anyway.
We talked a few times on the phone over the space of 2 days and it was decided that we’d meet that evening- the evening of the 2nd day. It was almost time for us to go out and I got sick. I called to cancel, and he begged me to come anyway. (such disregard for my well being!) His whiny ways were a big turn off. He said he’d call me back. I put my phone on silent and went to sleep. The next day I awoke to find that I’d missed 30 calls from Good Looking Security Guard, and that he’d left me 6 voice mails, and 2 text messages. As I turned the sound on my phone back on, he called again. I ignored the call. Obsessive is the word that comes to mind.

The next call was answered with an explanation that his calling so many times freaked me out- wasn’t good etc. He told me not to think that way- like he can dictate how I feel!

Later that night when I was out with friends, he called again and asked if we were still on for our date! STILL ON FOR OUR DATE!

I made it clear that pursuing our relationship further was not an option, even repeated it in a second phone conversation 5 minutes later… and then a friend helped reinforce the statement when the stalker, I mean security guard called again…

You think the story of the 3 day stalker ends here??? I had hoped it would.

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CRAFTY PICK UP

It’s Christmas time, and lately I find myself working on all sorts of crafty projects that I can give as gifts. I stopped by a craft store the other evening to look at their yarn selection. I was at the rear of the store when the thought occurred to me that someone might be following me. There were a few things that clued me in:
  1. Tall man in a yellow hoody by himself in a craft store.
  2. Tall man in a yellow hoody mysteriously appears by the yarn, paints, glue and other areas of the store at the same moment I happen to be browsing there.
  3. Same man in yellow hoody introduces himself.

It was an weird situation made even weirder when he told me he wanted to talk to me to get to know me better as I was saying goodbye and getting ready to leave the store. His clothes were dirty and he looked cold. I couldn’t figure out whether he really wanted to talk to me or if he just wanted to be some place warm. The second would be my guess, but I wasn’t much help as he followed me out of the store seconds later.

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BARING IT ALL WITHOUT SAYING A WORD

I drive to work early, and by early I mean 4:30 AM. On Sunday I was driving to work at the normal time and I had to do a double take as I drove down one of the main streets on my way. It was snowing and around 30 degrees Fahrenheit outside. I was cozy and warm inside my car and even had a microwavable heater bag in my lap to keep me extra warm. The reason for the double take was a girl in the middle of the road trying to flag down a car. I looked back and could see that she was wearing little or no clothes. I turned around because I thought this girl might be in trouble. When I pulled over and she thanked me and asked for a ride. I told her to get in to the car and out of the cold. She was wearing some rubber boots, a fanny pack and her underwear- oh and a light jacket that she said was her boyfriends. I asked her what was going on. She never got around to giving me a straight answer, but from what I gathered, it had been her birthday, she’d been out partying and was supposed to meet her boyfriend who didn’t show, so she was flagging down cars to get to his house. It wasn’t far away so, I dropped her off- making sure she got inside safely. Made for a great story once I got to work.
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That is all… for now!

We could have died… (9/9/2007)

January 5th, 2008

I took what was supposed to be a leisurely float down a river this weekend, and ended up tossed and bruised. I was with a group of 13 people, 2 of which were children. It took a turn for the worst when we encountered an area in the river that had huge rocks everywhere. There was no where to go but over/through the rocks. Someone should have done a little more research on the lazy river. They would have found that it wasn’t so lazy and a lot rocky. I was so afraid that somebody was going to drown! Fortunately the kids had life jackets on!

We all ended up in the water in one way or another, and I think we all feared or expected the worst at one point or another. My inner tube was punctured by the rocks, and I found myself clinging to a wet, floppy, flat. It was kinda scary- even more scary to look back on.

My sister definitely saved her son when their raft started to sink. I don’t think his head went under water once! My brother also saved quite a few people. He was the hero of the day for sure. I remember grabbing someone who almost got sucked down the river. We all saved each other I guess.

When we were all out of the water, we were on two sides of the river. The people by the highway ended up flagging down a trucker and the rest of us walked a mile and a half down some rail road tracks to find the road and a ride back home.

It took me a few days to get that rafting trip out of my mind. It really hit me that the whole outcome could have been a lot worse. I consider myself lucky to be alive.

The weekend get together was planned in honor of my aunt and mom’s 50th birthday. It would have been tragic and impossible for me to deal with if anyone had been seriously hurt or killed! I’m fine though. My bruises are going away, but they’re my daily reminder of the whole ordeal. We all thank God that no one was seriously hurt. I won’t be heading down a river without a guide again.